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cosmictwobyfour:

I aspire to BE THIS

(Source: jasondilaurentis)

puffymind:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

(Source: patrickstumpsorgasm)

sandilouise:

many-cups-of-tea:

azamack:

yazzdonut:

 

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.

BUT NO.

SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.

"Bam slammin booty jammin"

(Source: omnomnominator)

grimauxilialice:

therothwoman:

zoziebob:

i-w4lk-al0ne:

varyagst:

forsciencejohn:

omg she recognizes me on video chat

the third one

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“human?”

“HUMAN?”

“HUMAN WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU TRAPPED IN HERE

“I WILL FREE YOU FROM THIS DEVIL MACHINE”

^^^

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK

this makes me so emotional

(Source: bathsalts)

matesprit:

(cronus voice) it’s a metaphor

(mituna voice) shut the fuck up 

princesquish U HAVE NIRVANA ON THERE H E CK

why is this of surprise to you

princesquish omg i thought u didnt like any chris garneau or gorillaz i am. shock

who told you this was it the troll substitute teacher.

Jason Butler’s voice in Tangled In The Great Escape by Pierce The Veil is almost orgasmic. 

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

fedorabronylover69:

drunk-ramblings:

motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

Gave me the chills. That’s just fucking awesome.

The story was great BUT THE COMMENT ON THE BOTTOM

fedorabronylover69:

drunk-ramblings:

motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

Gave me the chills. That’s just fucking awesome.

The story was great BUT THE COMMENT ON THE BOTTOM

It’s been 47 days since the Oscars and I’m still angry Leo didn’t win. Fuck the academy.