send this to your crush without any context
im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws
when someone says they dont like dogs
not now boner
Okay so I think Chris Evans was saying in an interview about how it’s always the children who discover the hero in disguise, and I just realized why: it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat and they’re innocent and hopeful enough to still believe in heroes.
Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.
Light ‘em up, up, up, I’m on fire. [x]
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
wake up america